Monkeys Fist

1 month? Seriously? They'll have your eyes out man!

On iPhone, you're top of page 2 , i.e.11th ( for search "Wedding photographer newcastle") Same, 11th result for "Wedding photography newcastle"

Fucking tree hugging cheese hippys, the lot.

Can't wait to see Romeo B singlehandedly winning England the World Cup. Za Za

What are you views on Space travel Atticus?

And there he is. Now anyone who wants to carry on the fun times with him knows where to do it. Can't say fairer than that.

Jeez. Nasty.

Is that an opinion which appeared fully formed in your mind, or something you came to after a process of dismissing ideas you didn't see working, and those which you were left with developed further ?

I'm not on twitter mate, and if anything , modding is much more a pain in the hoop than a power trip. In a month, we'll all look back at this and laugh long and hard into the night at ourselves. Well, I will.

Poor bugger. Was it full term ?( somehow I imagine that would be worse).

Just got in from graft. Fuck me lads is it Man Rag Week?

Want me to delete her then?

Geeta Aloo.

Diven Fahl Doon.

Ganesh Kwikasya Khan.

Goa.

Man Go Chutney.

Lukadim Ghan.

He wasn't even trying, was he?

Has a penis the size of a Pygmy Marmoset's little finger. Apparently. #drunk

Told you