Monkeys Fist

Oh my god!! There's nobody driving it!! What sorcery is this?

Nice bit of Stinking Bishop ('s hat), what wrong with that?

Aye, and when it slipped into blue it was the shinfucker!

They weighed an absolute fuckton. Aye, did the mudguards, the gears!! Not good to have the shift grip when you were getting chased, always slipped into blue ( or was it red? )

I has a Raliegh Grifter as a lad, get one of these Andy, you'll be able to tow the car home.

Sweden ran a forced sterilisation programme until the mid 1970s for " mentally deficient citizens" aka Gypos , crippos and young slags. http://www.independentliving.org/docs5/sterilization.html

Christa McAuliffe now works in Elvis' chippy , known as Dot.

He's bursting for a lag. Next

Smeg farms. The money saved on Child Benefit could fund it.

We should trial this in Sunderland I volunteer myself as the Chief Licensor. * scurrys off to have " DENIED" rubber stamp made.

Better to be pissed off than than pissed on… … unless there's a glass coffee table.

Fancy a pint?

I'd be happy to sink a few with most on here tbh. iirc, I arranged to meet Meenzer and Fish when I was working in Greenwich but had to cancel as we had to go to back up country. ( That's what I told them anyway, a man has to keep his street cred up you know ) And where's Cath and Trophyshy? Both would be decent gargle buddys I reckon, for quite different reasons obviously.

Don't tell him, but his arse looks massive.

IAM

Is this what your missus wrote on her Dear Wolfy letter?

No , it's the phrase "great speeds relative to their distance" that I'm struggling with. What do you mean by that?

No, explain it again.

Running tracks? Space?

Explain this to me.

Witchcraft, obviously. Burn her.

Here's a quick reminder

You could show us some of the extensive research you claim to have done which proves it was all a hoax? Or not