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Christa McAuliffe now works in Elvis' chippy , known as Dot.
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He's bursting for a lag. Next
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Which Toontasticers would you fancy a pint with?
Monkeys Fist replied to The Fish's topic in General Chat
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Which Toontasticers would you fancy a pint with?
Monkeys Fist replied to The Fish's topic in General Chat
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Which Toontasticers would you fancy a pint with?
Monkeys Fist replied to The Fish's topic in General Chat
I'd be happy to sink a few with most on here tbh. iirc, I arranged to meet Meenzer and Fish when I was working in Greenwich but had to cancel as we had to go to back up country. ( That's what I told them anyway, a man has to keep his street cred up you know ) And where's Cath and Trophyshy? Both would be decent gargle buddys I reckon, for quite different reasons obviously. -
Don't tell him, but his arse looks massive.
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IAM
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Is this what your missus wrote on her Dear Wolfy letter?
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No , it's the phrase "great speeds relative to their distance" that I'm struggling with. What do you mean by that?
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No, explain it again.
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Running tracks? Space?
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Explain this to me.
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Witchcraft, obviously. Burn her.
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Here's a quick reminder
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You could show us some of the extensive research you claim to have done which proves it was all a hoax? Or not
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Or, given that the Lander's ascent speed and trajectory will have been calculated to the nearest microsecond and millimetre, they could have preprogrammed the camera's actions? Just a wild stab in the dark.
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I'm predicting Rio's opening will be centred on a half size Christ the Redeemer dishing out Viagra to thousands of cloned Pele midgets dressed in thongs, Ronaldo ( the proper one) will light the flame by lacing a flaming football from the hands of a Favela child as they both freefall from an airship, then collapsing in a fit when he lands. All accompanied by tits, lots of brown tits.
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Black pepper, Parmesan and some oil.
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Nice one Ant. Woke up this morning with the entire left side of my back in spasm. Think I've pulled one or more intercostal muscles. Fuck. Nee graft today then.
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So, you haven't done any then. Thought not. Hey Ho