Monkeys Fist

Sweden ran a forced sterilisation programme until the mid 1970s for " mentally deficient citizens" aka Gypos , crippos and young slags. http://www.independentliving.org/docs5/sterilization.html

Christa McAuliffe now works in Elvis' chippy , known as Dot.

He's bursting for a lag. Next

Smeg farms. The money saved on Child Benefit could fund it.

We should trial this in Sunderland I volunteer myself as the Chief Licensor. * scurrys off to have " DENIED" rubber stamp made.

Better to be pissed off than than pissed on… … unless there's a glass coffee table.

Fancy a pint?

I'd be happy to sink a few with most on here tbh. iirc, I arranged to meet Meenzer and Fish when I was working in Greenwich but had to cancel as we had to go to back up country. ( That's what I told them anyway, a man has to keep his street cred up you know ) And where's Cath and Trophyshy? Both would be decent gargle buddys I reckon, for quite different reasons obviously.

Don't tell him, but his arse looks massive.

IAM

Is this what your missus wrote on her Dear Wolfy letter?

No , it's the phrase "great speeds relative to their distance" that I'm struggling with. What do you mean by that?

No, explain it again.

Running tracks? Space?

Explain this to me.

Witchcraft, obviously. Burn her.

Here's a quick reminder

You could show us some of the extensive research you claim to have done which proves it was all a hoax? Or not

Or, given that the Lander's ascent speed and trajectory will have been calculated to the nearest microsecond and millimetre, they could have preprogrammed the camera's actions? Just a wild stab in the dark.

I'm predicting Rio's opening will be centred on a half size Christ the Redeemer dishing out Viagra to thousands of cloned Pele midgets dressed in thongs, Ronaldo ( the proper one) will light the flame by lacing a flaming football from the hands of a Favela child as they both freefall from an airship, then collapsing in a fit when he lands. All accompanied by tits, lots of brown tits.

Black pepper, Parmesan and some oil.

Nice one Ant. Woke up this morning with the entire left side of my back in spasm. Think I've pulled one or more intercostal muscles. Fuck. Nee graft today then.

So, you haven't done any then. Thought not. Hey Ho

Brilliant.