Monkeys Fist

Clanger? What are you on about? Does anyone else see a Clanger?

Must feel like your birthday, eh?

No

What's wrong with this picture? Take your time, have a good look around. See it? The answers are here; http://pigeonsnest.co.uk/stuff/nasa-fakes-moon-landing.html

Whilst you're scanning around, keep an eye out for the midget cameraman with arms like a gorilla, he's about a kilometre away, holding a monumentally huge but invisible boom, from which the camera that took this fake piece of crap is hanging. See him?

Remember Ayatollah, you'd also have to wade through enough cheeseburgers and kebabs to feed Hannibal's Army.

Fucking big boom. Where's the shadow? ( of the massive boom?)

MTB = Massive Twatting Bike. Like a Grifter.

This

So where's the cameraman then ?

Yes They are.

Told you.

Wasting your time. He doesn't believe in 360Panoramic shots. 100%

Any health worker who refuses will be sent to the Smeg mines.

Clearly fake.

Oh yes. Gold! Btw, is David Beckham the John Terry of the Olympics or what?

That is not the droid offspring you are looking for.

Btw Wolfy, have a look at the lander shadow - see that big camera shaped shadow sticking up and to the right … … up and to the right Guess what that is? Clue; it's camera shaped. In case you're struggling

Are you fucking kidding me? Give your head a shake man.

Oh my god!! There's nobody driving it!! What sorcery is this?

Nice bit of Stinking Bishop ('s hat), what wrong with that?

Aye, and when it slipped into blue it was the shinfucker!

They weighed an absolute fuckton. Aye, did the mudguards, the gears!! Not good to have the shift grip when you were getting chased, always slipped into blue ( or was it red? )

I has a Raliegh Grifter as a lad, get one of these Andy, you'll be able to tow the car home.