Monkeys Fist

Can a can be empty if it was never full?

This made my eyes bleed.

Speaking of Gandaft, what’s Billy Storey up to these days?

Also, isn’t it psy-op?

Three T-Rex find an oil lamp, and, of course, after giving it a rub with their stubby little arms, a genie pops out and grants them three wishes. First T-Rex asks for a massive chunk of meat. Poooof- there it is. Second T-Rex, not to be outdone, asks for a shower of meaty chunks. Pooof- there it is. Third T-Rex, needing to outdo his pals, thinks for a second and then asks for a meatier shower.… Booooooooooom.

I did that and it came back with “ 30% off all sofas - hurry while stocks last” Baffling.

Hope your Mam’s ok mate.

Please share your thoughts on vaccines

Isn’t Jose’s coat from Matalan? One must have standards… No Thank You.

5-0, Dabizas.

Dippers making 3 subs- there’s 15 minutes extra time.

IIIISSSSAAAAKKKKK!!!

Beeew!

How long til Murphy is fit? This game is crying out for the Shithousing King

@MrBass’s dog, sitting next to the Scouse bench.

Are we just playing on until they score then?

Beeeeeewww! Beeeeeeew!

Miggy would’ve used his left head

Ffs- offside

Dubs!!!

He’s no Miggy.

I wouldn’t say I’m not giving this 100%, but I’ve got 13 eggs and 4 onions in my fridge.

Saved! And missed! Klopp…