Monkeys Fist

John Ritter died ages ago.

If you want your online experience to be getting one-shotted by a screeching 13yr old who then tells you he’s fucked your Mam, go XBox. On PlayStation you’ll get a more mature, erudite online player… … who’ll also one shot you and then tell you he’s fucked your Mam.

Also

5-0. Botman with a screamer.

Marginally better than finding the tree in the trampoline though?

Thankfully they’d wiped the porridge off…

Did a drop at The Electric Centre ( sparkies version of Plumb Centre), and it appears they’re promoting a new type of plug.…

BFH

It should be made clear this didn’t happen at the game. Some absolute cunt is riding around Brussels on a moped with an assault rifle.

Was the half-game the same one you tried to tackle him in?

When you’re finished your chat, go and get tartan paint and a bag of nail holes. Cheers.

“ mission accomplished “

Three jars of elbow grease, too.

Fyp.

Mrs. F. and I going to see Killers of the Flower Moon on Friday night. Stay tuned for my in-depth review and tiddie count.

Leported

I blame the Buddhists.

“ Arrivederci?”

“As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster”

This thread is 100% more entertaining than any of the absolute shite fiestas Albert is inexplicably pushing.

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