Monkeys Fist

Cute lad. Got his father's mouth

Steve Howey

How did you get it through the turnstile?

Nah, my bet is he was wearing a Celtic top yesterday.

When does this thing come online, and has anyone got a link?

Update. No hoots given. Beer sweats.

Ambivalent. 2 minutes from home, having been out since 4:45 , not sure what I'm walking into. Ambivalent because I honestly couldn't give two hoots- we won, all is good. ( will maybe update , dependant on how many hoots Mrs. Fist gives. )

" Smash the Yids" How's that for you?

Nice. ( don't forget to take the stabilisers off )

I'll give him a week before he starts tweeting in bad French.

There's no flies on you, is there?

Just read the Piranha 3DD entry on IMDB Must see … I do like a good piranha

And you could have it all, My empire of dirt, I will let you down, I will make you shit.

I've just found out about Milli Vanilli. Devastated.

Tastes a bit like chicken.

Nah, that's the Metrocentre.

"69 pet?"

Fuck off man!

Shame you're not on the list, I would have soooo voted for you. ( Not that I'd get much drinking done, what with laughing myself apoplectic at your quips).