Monkeys Fist

And about time too!

Pissed off. Just got back to hotel in Leeds, had one of the shittiest days at work in a long time, I've pulled a muscle in my hip/arse, and feel like going out and getting shitfaced. And the only match on is fucking Celtic ( although they should get humped, so that might cheer me up!)

Oh My Word .....

Been busy-I've opened a Hand Job place for taxi drivers, it's taken me a week or two to source a powerful microscope for when you roll in , Bitch Tits.

Half of them look like an injury waiting to happen.

Oops

DG?

Soooo, since we're talking about cameras up the jacksy and uncontrollable shits ..... ..... Quick quiz - Who's this?

CT walks past Greggs tomorrow morning ....

That bloke is nowt like you- he has ankles.

Still not clicking it.

That's CTs arse after today's pre-diet gorge fest.

Training? CT? Howay man!

Didn't you do the same last year, weighing the same to start with? And here you are, doing it again, at 14 1/2 stone.

You're having Chicken Chasseur on top of all that ? You fat fucking beast.

"Butter on it" I've got half a lemon tarte left from Sunday lunch ..... It will not see tomorrow.

I haven't clicked on the YouTube link, so it just looks like a live action Thunderbirds to me Think I'll leave it as that.