Monkeys Fist

Inspired by Parky, I'm reading this. I can't put it down.

Salty's sock drawer must be full.

Aye, watched them both about a month ago. Wouldn't disagree with anything you said. Won the Cesar for Best Actor and Best Director iirc. If it'd been in English, I reckon Vincent Cassell would've been up for an Oscar.

What a salesman !

You'll note though, he doesn't actually use the word female

Haven't got one for tits on a fox

Don't post links to porn sites without at least clearly warning people what it is. Don't post racist shit. Clear enough Dipshit?

At work, if we see spectacular boobs on an ugly lass we use "Eights" as the code, because that's the number of … Tits on a pig!

It's not comedy when a member opens this thread at work and clicks through on your link, you fucking tit. At least put shit like that in the Belta Minge thread ( you'll notice I've put a warning on for you, something you could have easily done yourself). As for the racist picture shit earlier in the Moon Landing thread, we'll put that down to cultural differences this time , eh Salty?

Why are you linking to a porn video site you fucking Numpty?

FACT!

whoosh

aka. Stock answer #3.

So dinosaurs and human evolution are all wrong then?

Does. Blind cunt that I am.

Spell it out for him 1 being it didn't happen 10 being it definately happened.

How old would you say the Earth was Wolfy? a- less than 10 million years b- between 50 million and 10 million years c- 4.54 billion. Choose one option please.

Time for @yourservice to update this I think. Sameobinidas !

Each to their own.

Why has this so-called astronaut got a pale blue Telecaster? Who is he going to play to, and does he not know that MUSIC DOESN'T WORK IN A VACUUM BECAUSE ATOMS!

Just about spot on Tom. It was January 1957, we were playing Bolton, Mackems had Southampton. They borrowed our kit for their game, but our away kit was white, which clashed with Bolton. So we borrowed theirs. http://www.historicalkits.co.uk/Newcastle_United/Newcastle_United-change-kits.html

Amphibirabbits. Keep up

Bolded for truth.