Monkeys Fist

: Glued to the full length mirror.

"Headache, Love? Pass the tablet. "

He'll be jizzing over this thread.

Watching the Zapcat racing at the Quayside. Fast as feck!

Here you go.

Don't get in the taxi Deaders! Don't do it!

That's the spirit!

Same thing happened to me a few years ago. Ring Southern Electric, they'll deal with it for you.

Ring Southern Electric.

It's where everything must be played on ELEVEN!!!

6th. More blind optimism than reason.

You don't want to be talking to them , man!

Chin up man, everyone has downers. Edit: just seen above posts. Didn't mean to be flippant.

Bribe the box office with a Dewhurst meat parcel.

She's fucking gorgeous. Google " Jesse Metcalf Shirtless" , but make sure your hand is lubed up first.

You are most of the idiots on here.

Don't say that man Deaders! Could be worse, you could be a Mackem!

Fucking nails is what!

It's the Irish, whilst everyone was watching Mars and the Curiosity, the crafty bastards took their German loan and scuttled off to Saturn on the sly.

Biggest fakers since Meg Ryan. I'm surprised you fell for it.

No, and neither have you. 100% fake, StickleBricks Innit?

Buzz knows where you live

You wouldn't say that if you saw the helmet that came with them.

And here's the actual punch! Which Wolfy will undoubtedly claim is fake

Us middle class boys are into coffee, you pleb.