Monkeys Fist

CT trying to sext his Mrs.

There’s only 3000 in their seats- they made the bars so welcoming the rest of lads stopped inside

Just wondering- did all the Orcs paint their hands red in protest before kick-off, or is that yet to come?

Leading comfortably at HT. Time for the domino card and meat draw at the Fist Garter.

Close from the MiG.

Cracking goal that tbf- especially for a mid-table championship player.

Get in marra!

Ffs Ciggy!

Didn’t even buy him a drink.

Fuck no- Gloomy might get a ticket.

Has she been on here?

We’re looking well in control so far.

Black Garter vibe here- Mrs. F. is spewing her ring in the bog, I’m cracking the midday beers.

Having a simple snack before pre-VM Day* beers. * Victory in Mordor

Have you checked your broadband box for dead kangaroos?

TAKE YOUR HELMET OFF!!

Not Stokoeshopped.

I’ve just got in from graft and aced a foot-long shite. Two sheets, 1st one clean, 2nd one the safety back up. I’m taking this as an omen, 2-0. Clean sheet.

Who?

I wouldn’t swear to it, but I’m sure that’s Peter Withe.

Wait until he sees the pundits for the derby tomorrow-

I want CT to follow this recipe to the letter, then post the results. It’s the best tribute to Hutch anyone could make.

Him and Pearson together on video. Its like Pacino and De Niro in Heat… … if Al and Bob both still lived with their mams, were both virgins, and massive retards.

They’re all the best bits tbh. There was one episode I remember where they had to look after a load of strippers who were getting killed. No idea why that particular episode stood out in my young mind

TWAT!