Monkeys Fist

Fair enough… … you fucking legend.

Anyone who invites their dad and or father-in-law on their stag is asking for it tbh. Also, anyone sticking their Manmeet through a hole in Amsterdam can’t complain if it goes awry.

Milburn- won three FA CUPS. McDonald- won fuck all Terry Hibbitt - won fuck all Kevin Keegan - won fuck all Shearer - won fuck all Sir Les - won fuck all etc.

I was just pointing out that time served is not necessarily a factor in Legend status. *cough

Sir Les was only here 2 years…

I don’t think him winning owt precludes him from having earned that status tbh. Let’s say he has to retire a season before we lift the Title. He will have played a massive part in getting there. He’s up there with Shearer, Sir Les, KK, Killer, Liam O, already for me.

Diddums

Consider yourself answered, Albert.

He was rather impatient for me to drop my load, but in my defence it was the 14th of the day. Wrists are throbbing like a certain Yorkshire wife.

Bit of a tangent, but since we’re making terrible Sikh jokes*, I had a Sikh punter today and I was biting my tongue whilst dropping off his delivery. Poor fucker was called Manmeet… * not a joke btw, this poor lad was my last drop today.

Stink Wrinkle.

Friction burns off Mrs. Wykiki…

But, hang on, I thought we were all in love with (checks notes) “ camel humping savages”? SMB getting confused over another imaginary outrage…

In honour of Sammy’s lyrical reference in the title.… 3-0, a Trio from Murphy. ( plus 2).

Nope

Well, that’s what any self-respecting MLF would do.

Tom is a teetotaller 😉