Monkeys Fist

Catts for me like.

How do you think Kendo Nagasaki's eyes turned red? It was the toxic Fisty butt sludge, administered by the Reverse Biffens Bridge Facelock. Beware young Ayatollah, beware!

A 71yr old grandad diving into a foot of water in his baggy y-fronts Fucking quality!

You're on! * prepares to unleash his secret move, the " Dirty Gusset"!

Canny article mentioning that here http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/competitions/world-cup-2010/7891072/World-Cup-2010-When-Malcolm-Allison-led-ITV-to-victory-in-punditry-wars.html

4 part nostalgia fest starts tonight at 9pm on ITV4. Tachetastic!

Depends how much ale he sinks before he hits the Reeperbahn, I'd say.

Being cut and pasted on fake porn sites as we speak

An inflatable one though?

Mr. Rorschach " What do you see?" Arse crack. A horrible arse crack.

Oh, me too! Needs to write a book.

Child rearing- the Ant way.

( reminds me of someone )

Wolfy can tell you hotels don't exist

FYP

Aye,I'll come and do the builders clean before you hand it over too.

Tuning the banjo

Also would've Gary Speed's birthday today. Buzzkill. Heres some more boobs to cheer up!

Just finished. The bakery was in full production so it was like a sauna up in the rafters. Now sitting outside The Falcons Nest, having a cool pint of Wife Beater. Bliss.

He'll call you meight.

You pull Stevie a few days ago for calling you Breivik,on account of you losing a relation to him, then have him as your avatar? Bit disingenuous , don't you think , meight?

It's not the size, it's what I do with them. RUN AWAAAAAAAAY!!!!