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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Oh yes, silly me. Here it is in simpleton. How old were you when you stopped believing the earth spun etc, and how old are you now?
  2. Do you understand the question?
  3. When did you become "enlightened" Wolfy?
  4. "Space is neither hot nor cold" Really? At Earth's distance from sun, the temperature ranges from 120C to -100C.
  5. None of this would have happened if some horny Arab hadn't shagged a nine year old centuries ago. *dons armour.
  6. I'd like to hear Wolfy's deep thoughts on the existence or otherwise of purple hermaphrodite double-jointed anthropomorphic elephant deitys before commenting further on this image.
  7. I don't believe people eat cheese rinds. Do you think I am a sheep?
  8. Just flipped channels, landed on Halle Berry emerging from the sea in Die Another Day Oh Fortuna!
  9. A new species of monkey has been discovered in the Democratic Republic of Congo http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/19556915 Distinguishing features include it's uncanny resemblance to Jesus And it's bright blue arse and nutsack Top monkey!
  10. You can afford to buy this one off Renton now
  11. I find the full shaved thing a bit too gynaecological, especially when the goods are a bit "kebab". Full bush has never been a problem for me, but the landing strip is the best of both worlds. "The Martini"
  12. How did I miss that? The pitfalls of one handed posting Incidentally, what's the preferences chaps- shaved , landing strip or George W? I prefer landing strip.
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