Monkeys Fist

Oh My God Is twitter contagious?

Don't be cruel!

Skidders!

If he's an officer I'm Elvis.

Thomas the Murdering Bastard from Hell Engine?

"What did you do in the war Daddy?" " Addys up and takey aways pet"

Uncle fucker eh? http://youtu.be/Oco2Fc_ZnWg Seems perfect.

No one cares enough to want to know it tbh.

He been Chezzed.

If he hasn't booked Ajax Andy for the pics there'll be hell on.

"Times a week indulged in sexual congress pre-marriage. " points stick "Times a week indulged in sexual congress post-marriage" no need to point anything.

Have a cracking day HF.

The 80s, if you can remember it , make home brew.

Hook, line and stinker.

Pffft! I've seen man-mountains reduced to blubbering ninnys by this http://youtu.be/88BMI5bkI-U

Wolfy , master of the one-liner.

Happy Birthday Elvis!

So, of the four random programmes ( sport, two documemtaries, and a drama) I offered up , you didn't see two , dismissed one , and focused on what you perceived to be the weak points of the other. ( Even though you admit that you could watch any Olympic event you choose, as it happened). 1-0 to me.

Human Planet Olympics coverage - ( just compare C4's woeful effort at the Paralympics to see how good the BBC was) Lost Cities of the Ancients. Parade's End as a random few.

I understand why you get so upset about it Rocky, but I fear you'll be leaving Skidmarks in your keks the way you're going. The BBC is Best Ba None, wouldn't you say? Hmm?

What's Fish's favourite spice? Root Ginger

Poor sod, it got worse.