Monkeys Fist
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So omnipotent that Milan have had them dry. Never change Mackems, never change* * delusion-wise, not clothing-wise.… fucking skanks.
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Here you go- the English version is the second verse, for the monophones(?) among us. -
That’s cost me a £10. Bastard.
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Also, you’ve all heard the tale of me dropping a brown bomber off a cliff by now, so I’ll just refer to it as No.2 Tale no.1.
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Don’t get much more German than owld Minge-pits here.
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We “believe” you mate.
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There’s no uuuummmm…errrrrrr…uuummmm. Not the Spaniel. Still would like. 👍
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The sequence of it just before it blows is mind-boggling. Biggest recorded landslide in history I think.
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Shaft! John Shaft! He’s a dead motherfu… Shut yo mouth! Rest in Pussy.
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I’d definitely give a it play through as his lass. 👍
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Aye, the second is a bit different, but it’s worth it.
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Three Mackem’s walk in to a room. The kid says Da? Da? Da?
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There’s a sunderland in Queensland, near Taroom, but it’s so small and insignificant it isn’t named on Google maps/earth. https://mapcarta.com/29977988/Map Fuck yeah!
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This is a great game- First person like Far Cry, with some great play mechanics. There’s a sequel which is equally good, if not better.
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Would you settle for being an Everton?
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
It’s the pointy Ali-Baba shoe connection. -
“Not at all wide of the mark “
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This bloke? Shoulder patches are a classic Toucher sign.
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Not her hand- some random passerby who was holding a cheeysey chip. Got pulled in by the vortex.
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Hardly surprising … Would you fuck a mackem?
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Well done Phstevie, you thundercunt. He’s even had the sex, TWICE!!
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Given his name, that would be almost instant. ( reported myself… fuck off).
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He looks like he enjoyed himself- nice frock but the wig is dodgy.
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