Monkeys Fist
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8 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:
Fucking COVID. I think anyway. Started with a cough and now I’m absolutely fucked. Aches and pains everywhere, no energy, sore throat and could hardly taste my tea. Though that might be my lasses cooking. Good timing for the Olympics like
My neighbour and uncle have both just had it- it’s definitely doing the rounds again up here.
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8 hours ago, wykikitoon said:
This has been a great read so far.
Technically, 90% of it will be about southerners.
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Went to a sex show in Amsterdam and this lass with three vaginas came on.
To cut a long story short- she got fucked left , right and centre.
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1 hour ago, PaddockLad said:
The now semi-permanent Mrs PL likes SS. Cheaper than Alnmouth. Stranger things have happened
Aye, but it’s in Blyth.
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3 hours ago, Tdansmith said:
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4 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:
Oh, Dave.
What Dave’s?-
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32 minutes ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:
Fucken snake
If only you held similar views about all our former employees, eh Ibby?
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33 minutes ago, The Fish said:
Right, settle an argument. Glakey is a common term, isn't it?
It’s very similar and shares the same meaning as glaikit, which our sweaty northern brethren use.
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What do you call an Irish woman throwing her rent book on the fire?
Bernadette.
I’m sorry. I Can’t Help Myself.
RIP Duke.
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29 minutes ago, Gemmill said:
zinger.
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12 hours ago, Gemmill said:
Typically vanilla story from the boy Southgate’s porn midget.
Do it right
I can’t be the only one wondering if these porn midget tales and the return of Wacky Jnr are related?
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1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:
Aye it's called t'dripping cock
Caused by over-enthusiastic consumption of black pudding?
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1 hour ago, thebrokendoll said:
even a reasonably exciting rumour would do.
I’ve heard that the entire squads’ Mrs have all gradually come down with a particularly rare ( outside of Yorkshire) STD.
Any comment @wykikitoon?
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How do we think the Trumpinator would have handled this, given his extraordinary statesmanship?
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2 hours ago, Christmas Tree said:
Let the good times roll
ADHD is a bitch!
Fyp
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28 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:
Twisters.
Mint tbf. Proper 90s Summer blockbuster throwback
Any Bill Paxton references?
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Chinese Bots
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6 hours ago, RobinRobin said:Ditto 😡
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17 hours ago, Alex said:
Who the fuck is this cunt? 👆
Dunno but he’s a smooth operator …
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10 hours ago, AgentAxeman said:
Just got in from playing a gig in Sunderland tonight. We opened the 2nd half with Teenage Kicks. Try and guess what response we got from the mlfs after the song..... Go on.... try..... 3 words..... Not about music in any way..... 🤣
“ Txapeldun! Beste Bat!”
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The old west stand on Barrack Road?
This was a few years before the huge “Newcastle United FC” lettering which I remember so vividly from my youth.
That appeared in 1971
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3 hours ago, Gemmill said:
Our media has now been infected.
Sky has always been infected.
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1 hour ago, Alex said:
Has she borrowed Trump’s invisible accordion?
She’s so thick she’s forgotten where her tits are.
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1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:
He's now having a long rest.
After a final kiss 💋
Is he being cremated or are they going to plant him?
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1 hour ago, PaddockLad said:
Another day, another 🤝 for the mackems…this time one of the Glaswegian knuckledragging outfits who used to stand for a particular brand of Christianity but now just settles for influencing the politics of half a nation ☺️
Rangers v Man Utd at FUCKING MURRAYFIELD, EDINBURGH 🤣
Isn’t this one of the Basic Micks?
Looks like the community shell suit has been sacrificed to make that yellow thing on a stick, too.
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