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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Here's her spanking Alison Brie And oh no! Her top fell off!
  2. Do they live in Doontoon Abbey? Well posh!
  3. Wolfy, if you want to start a separate thread to spout your bullshit about this, go ahead. But keep it out of here.
  4. Can't blame him for wanting to triple check Outstanding. Nailed the landing too.
  5. He's just broke the balloon altitude record. Should be hoy oot time soon.
  6. Patrick O'Shaughnessy made a similar jump ten years ago which ended in disaster. He missed.
  7. Plenty of time for his arse to drop out of it then Here's the Kittinger jump while we're waiting
  8. Two old dears are window shopping, and one points into the shop and says " That's the one I'd get" So the Cyclops smashed her face in.
  9. How many days before the match will Daddy's Cock and Rice show up full of piss and vinegar? Bless
  10. Aye, From Google images Buzz Killington strikes again
  11. Isn't it just the mouthbreather's way of saying Panhaggerty?
  12. Here's hoping they get the real Ramsay this time.
  13. Imagine finding this on the Long Sands! http://newswatch.nationalgeographic.com/2012/10/12/giant-mysterious-eyeball-found-on-florida-beach/
  14. "Unfortunately they are in the minority because money breeds greed and charities are the perfect foil for the greedy to exploit, knowing that the majority of people want to help." Got any proof of this Wolfy?
  15. Shola is casual to a professional standard.
  16. KAPPOW!! Buy KFC, throw it up later. Refry the vomit as a Spanish Omeltte type thing. BAZINGA!
  17. Quality. Here you go then. Piece of fish, ( haddock, salmon, tuna , whatever) Put it on a square of foil , big enough to make a roomy parcel, finely chop some garlic, ginger,red chilli sprinkle it on, zest a lime over it, little dash of soy sauce, little splash of white wine or Mirin if you've got any, bit of Hoi Sin or Teryaki depending on what you've got. , fold up the parcel and put it in the oven at 200c fur about 8-10 mins ( depending on the size of the fish. Boom! Have it with steamed green beans and steamed rice.
  18. Or, in the forty minutes + it takes to fuck about doing that with a manky tinned pie ( FFS! ), you could make your own.
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