Monkeys Fist

He's been " outed " on Arsebook. Aaron Cawley

Mackem on Deeyul or No Deeyul

Fake degree

And his sister ....... Wait

Tomahawk! Me too

Oh how I wish my Great Grandfather was still alive to tell me of his shame at that result.

So, you have no idea. The world reels in shock.

Tell me why you think the chimney/mast disappears.

Taxi driver then.

You questioned why the mast disappeared then reappeared. Given your history, your implication is that this somehow shows its fake footage. That, or you just couldn't work out it was smoke.

"Between jobs" isn't he?

All the nuclear bomb tests in the 50s were normal bombs with someone banging a big drum in the background - in Wolfworld. I shit thee not. FFS, he posts the footage of Fukushima going bang, and when a mast is briefly obscured by smoke , he reckons it's proof of fakery.

I remember the hairs standing up on the back of my neck as the opening " A long time ago, in a galaxy, far far away " of Star Wars rolled up the screen at the Odeon on Pilgrim St. Have that, spotty youths! Edit; failing to read the preceding posts is a sign of senility.

Just before he got zapped, his mate shouted " Duct"

Isn't that just an iPhone, without the phone bit?

If it happened in Saudi, he'd get 50 lashes.

Didn't say I had grey pubes now, did I?

When the only hairs you rinse out of the bath are pubes ...... Grey ones.

This copper will have to deal with the astygma of zapping a blind man for the rest of his career.

" Irist you in the name of the Law!"

Fuck me, you even get that wrong.

The Punmeister strikes again! I am your willing pupil.

Careful there Stevie- you're talking about Wolfy, one of the greatest minds of the 10th century.

Apparently the bloke was looking at him funny. Wahey!

Nuclear tests- big bangy drums. And you wonder why people call you a dolt?