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    Hi Keef
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    Howay then, spill the (mash &) beans
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    Wraithshop- quality!
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    I'll bet you were busy Captain Caveman was as hairy as I imagine Dr. A's downstairs quarters to be. Bet she's got a minge like a gutted rabbit, proper 70s blart
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    Whaaaat?? And you didn't tell us it on, you sneaky get! Rip the head off it, did you?
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    If Noel Edmonds hasn't hoyed it up some young lass's crinkly bottom , I'll be amazed. And DLT, the Hairy Cornflake ( FFS). Guilty!
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    Cooking

    Monkeys Fist replied to Gemmill's topic in General Chat

    That's s bread tit. Isn't it?
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    Cooking

    Monkeys Fist replied to Gemmill's topic in General Chat

    Aye. Some canny stuff in it.
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    Nigella was on tonight, sexying up her kitchen with her new slim waist but still magnificent cleavage Look at them! Just look at them for a minute … Why we pay the license fee!
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    When she asked why Neanderthals " Had a more muscular right arm than the left?", smirking like the cheeky minx she is, I nearly choked on my Werthers Original. ....... and what a fine set of nawkular glands she has!
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    He got searched last home game and they confiscated; 4 Chicken Pies 1 flask of mash and beans 6 Cheeseburger meals 10 gallons of homebrew. He nearly passed out from hunger 30minutes after kickoff
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    Unless you're called Larson, when you can kick players in the face with impunity.
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    Even if it was, which it wasn't, how could the ref make that call from where he was?
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    Hard to see things clearly when you're permanently in the shadows
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    Good post. Sums up how shit they , and the officials, were.
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    I also watched it in the pub, thought Jonas was decent, and was gutted when Ben Arfa was subbed.
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    Agree with Chez re. the Colo sub. As far as the red card is concerned, I look forward to a successful appeal against it. Up to and beyond that, we looked comfortable. Frustrating game thanks to some appalling reffing.
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    4-1 to Shola. That is all
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    ........ gutted he wasn't born Black and Whiiiiiiiiite .......
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    When you get to a certain age, you're all .....
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    Stay classy, sister fuckers.
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    The winner was " Why does your turd have a taper?" I believe. Puzzled some of the planets finest minds for generations.
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    Increased surface convection makes it cool faster than cooler water. If you believe in physics, which is patently nonsense.
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    It's the comments about his sister that made me chuckle.
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