Monkeys Fist

If anyone wants some fantastically fucked up dreams, take a course of Varenicline, the stop smoking tablets.

Was the Irish bloke also black?

3.00 am ...... What a cock jockey

Chop Chop Fatboy.

That road .....

http://www.arrse.co.uk/attachment.php?attachmentid=116011&d=1364148888

If you arrived at your campsite and spotted the Clan CT, would you slope off before he'd spotted you?

Rat Thirst Healed

As long as we don't start calling bread buns "barms".

No.

1. Greggs Mince 1970 2. Pukka Chicken Balti 2003 3. Fray Bentos Beef Gristle 1979 4. 3.14159 5. Moms Apple 1980 6. Steak and Ale 1999 7. Dorothy Brooke's leathery 2013 8. Four and Twenty Blackbird 1776 9. Duck Pizza 2013 10. Hairy 1970 Keep voting Duudes!

Tough one. Can't actually want the inbreeds to win, but I really want Villa to go down. I'll have a beer and a ponder

It's a drama pretending to be a documentary

Leazesmag and Catmag

She did reach Level 17 on Candy Crush Saga though - Yay!

That's some imagination

What also tickles me is her desperate efforts to make herself brown. Go figure

Her and Nick Griffin- fucking Master Race, bitches