Monkeys Fist

Pie-aking. CT dresses like a canoeist , goes to a riverbank, and eats some pies.

I do as it happens. Where are you staying?

http://www.crickett.com/crickett_kidscorner.php They do a pink one, for little girls. Speechless

How about giving a 5yr old a functioning rifle as a present. Or the fact that there is a market for child sized firearms. I see you point actually, where to start?

This.

Taking the ball-gag and gimp mask? Grizedale? Should try out their Go Ape course.

Hitting the bottle early are we, Sex Beast?

Just saying

If your recruiting officer arse fucked you against your will you may be more likely to remember the date mind.

What on earth could you add to that .......?

Lead lined coffin though. The poxy cock knocker.

After 40 minutes of seemingly fruitless micro-fapping to the above video, CT finally shoots his muck all over his taxi meter. Then gets moved on from the Boldon Dogtrack car park.

> 10 denier.

You're clearly going. I expect a full report once you've wiped your jizz off your phone screen.

Shearkira Shearkira

Shart

Ah, dreamy .......

Thoughts ....... Shall I change the thread title to " Newcastle Ban One Journalist"?

Almost

That's what the evil cupboard ducks kept telling me ...... THE LYING LITTLE SHITES!!

Now then, now then, guys and gals.