Monkeys Fist

That's my motto. No crying mind HMHM!

McAlpine is to be paid £ 185,000 compensation by BBC. I trust, since he's already obscenely rich, and its the "gentlemanly" thing to do, he'll be donating it to charities for the victims of sexual abuse?

Just watched Valkyrie on the telly box. I had no idea until now Hitler was anti-Semitic.

Spill.

You could say its gone for a Burton.

Aye, she looks a right munter now ...... Re. Her kid, if she refuses to name the father, how does anyone know he's married

How so?

Fuck me! If you didn't like The Wire you might as well give up man.

I'd've been into Joan in the store cupboard, just in case

Clearly, but he's mountain a strong comeback. Lost his edge , I'd say.

What make is it? You should be able to find an instruction booklet PDF online.

Thanks for that Parky

Did any of your shit find itself anywhere other than inside the plane toilet? i.e. up the back of your suit?

That's a bit of a bind, eh?

"Queef" always gets me chuckling.

This turning into CT's version of the Belta Minge thread

Fuck me! Here's one that calls for 16 tablespoons of butter, to make 16 cookies! http://www.unegaminedanslacuisine.com/2012/07/cinnamon-brown-butter-chocolate-chip.html?m=1 I tablespoon per cookie

CT's Beans an Mash; Take 1 potato, cook it to fuck, mash. Add 16 tablespoons of butter Stir in 6 tins of Beans Serve with 10 cheeseburgers.

16 tablespoons?? Only an American recipe could have that in it like. What the feck were they making?

First date vinegars?

Fish vomit and runny shit, I'll bet the poor fucker sitting next to you loved you D'you think it was a dodgy mussel then? Edit; btw, did you risk a Danger fart on the plane?

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