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Monkeys Fist

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  1. I look like a fecking bouncer when I wear a suit.
  2. What tsunami? The North Sea will be vaporised. ( Well, the bits that are inside Texas' borders ).
  3. In the OP it says it would take out an area the size of Texas. If it hit Frankfurt, most of Western Europe would be toast.
  4. Think I've seen that. About a guy going for speed record on an old Indian, is Anthony Hopkins in it?
  5. Sober as a judge. ( honest, I'm up for work in 4 hours).
  6. Just made chocolate biscuits topped with chocolate Glace icing and grated chocolate with my 5yr old.
  7. I predict some angry bum sex is on the cards.
  8. You've every right to be fucked off. Has she helped you prepare too?
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