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My point was less about me being a Pardew fanboy, which I never have been, and more about the ridiculousness of saying we should sack him, at this point in the season, all because of a drop in form. I don't deny we aren't playing well, but I , and most others, can see why. It's not entirely due to the manager, but neither is he blame free.

Torys don't do kids, they prefer choking on oranges.

Try me. You're one of the more vocal of the very few shouting for Pardew's head- give me two credible suggestions for a replacement, and why you think they'd be any better.

So, the only option, when the team suffer a drop in form, exacerbated by injuries to several key players, is to sack the manager. Joined up thinking , that.

Who do you suggest? ( who would come and work under Fatman and the Slimeweasel)

Since Gemmill recommended it, CT's daughter will be having some " alone" time with the telly

Show us your chebs and you can have as much credit as you like.

Cisse! Fucking topper!

http://youtu.be/aJkc3qDU74Q

Gritting wagon had F.B.C.B.C. written on the side. ( the B,B and C are for Bolton Borough Council )

Cute little laddy Enjoy every minute of it mate, it's brilliant.

I'm in fucking Bolton, Wigan v Manc Mackems on the pub telly. I really need us to win tonight.

Why Internet Porn is Bad for you. Pt1 This morning, I had to go into one of the offices of the building I'm working in to arrange the best time to replace a sash window. The office manager was , in every respect, the double of this well known web porn wifey ... During the course of a 5 minute chat, I found it increasing difficult to concentrate , as I just couldn't shift the mental image of the office manager with jizz bogies hanging off her nose, as her web doppelganger is fond of NSFW Sometimes I hate my job

Lube or dry?

Seems Larry was a stoner. From a 2011 interview

Face it CT, there's only one TV manufacturer who'd be suitable chez vous .... Edit: it's even spelt CT stylee Although, in the bedroom .... ... Sexy time

Aye, this is the best thing they ever recorded ...

Baconesque.

Bet he wears a suit to work.

As the list on this link shows, Tyneham wasn't the only village abandoned during the war. Interesting to note that Radcliffe in Northumberland was there until 1972, when it was demolished for open-cast mining. http://www.timesatlas.com/ATLASOFBRITAIN/Pages/Abandonedvillages.aspx There's also a place near Wooler , called Middleton, that has a few ruined cottages left. Abandoned in the 1600s I think.

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