Monkeys Fist

EVERYTHING!!! I'm outraged at EVERYTHING and I'm not happy about it! Who do I complain to?

Not too soon though, please.

Hangover receded then? Edit; couldn't resist. Does she now?

sunderland - the club that keeps on giving.

"Tanya pet, you're not helping uz cause. "

The Sun's headline writers hit form again. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4935890/george-michael-fell-out-of-car-on-m1.html Reporting on George Michael falling out of his car at 70mph ( aye, WTF is he smoking to do that???) they headlined it , " Scrape Me Up Before You Go Slow"

Give it a week, he'll get bored and put his cock on eBay.

Or ..... http://youtu.be/K5ysN07p_1M RIP

Melisandre , (Stannis Baratheon's lady priest mate) is filth. Deadly filth, but you still would.

Fuck off then, Chubby twat.

From the same articles , in response to "Changes for next season"

Fuck you very much.

I blame this coprophagic little witch

You building a fallout shelter , like, Noelie?

Also now defunct.

Top 6, naturally.

That's getting "sigged"

I can barely contain my pride. No, really.......

Aye, Mackems 1-0 down, down to 10 men. As it stands , is our canine status that of superiority?