Monkeys Fist

Seems the radio station has a record of utter cuntery http://m.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/dec/07/2dayfm-australia-shock-jock-station

The nurse at the centre of the Kate Middleton hoax call, has been found dead in a suspected suicide .... If only she'd hung up then, not now.

https://mobile.twitter.com/Leazes_Mag/tweets

I bet Stevie wouldn't bother if Leazes was from Durham or Chester le Street. "Fuck him - Mackem"

Funniest thing is, for all his abuse of "The Irish Cunt" , it wasn't Ant who banned him.

Odds on the ex Mackem scoring?

So, all the little pissy pre-puberty countries will get a group game or two, Us, Germany Spain and Italy will get a QF, whoever pays most will get a Semi Final, and the Final will be in Paris. What a fucking shambles

Mental. Is it 3 or 4 time zones across Europe? And how many climates? Is this Platini's genius at work?

Who's going to do his PR for him?

Hobbit feet?

I don't know if he was, but I'd imagine it would have been a forlorn attempt to get him to post ANYTHING other than his usual.

Fuck me!

Was the hamster injured?

Chill Out! I spent the first half of the 90s living in a tent in the Ardeche, Chill Out was an ever present on my boom box In fact most of that list would be on my list .... with Moon Safari, The Stone Roses ( 1989, I know !) Northern Soul and Urban Hymns, Adventures Beyond the Ultraworld. I was also listening to a lot of Zappa , John Martyn, Miles Davis too though. Ah, French smoke was superb

My FB feed is full of people saying how long its taken them to get home. One of the joys of self employment- check weather forecast, take day off.

I was sent a link to an online collection of over 1000 pics of Newcastle taken from 1940-1970s by one bloke, Laszlo Torday, a Hungarian chemical engineer who moved here in 1940 There's alot to wade through, but there are some fascinating pictures.

Had the kids out for a snodger fight- tomato soup and hot buns now. Love the snow, even though its a bastard to work in.

My ex-boss, who's been putting it in someone who wasn't his wife. He is living in his "industrial unit". I shouldn't laugh, but , he is an utter cernt. To answer your question .... Err... I can't.

AVB has just announced the sacking of Eva Carniero ...

I know someone who dreams of nowt else.