Monkeys Fist

Beads please.

I don't know which would be the least enjoyable.

Any heard this chap? Seems a bit gimmicky, but I quait laik it

Just imagining the bitching involved in a gay divorce

Icy as an icy thing.

Dear Mike. Put your fat, lardy hand in your deep, sweaty pocket. Thanks.

Fuck off , Bitch Tits.

You fucking beauty!! Giddup!!

But don't blame it on the boogie.

I blame Jonas.

We are utterly bereft of any creativity.

Her grip.

Isn't self hate the worst thing ?

Class.

FYP

Pub!!

I'll be watching this in Shakespeare's in Manchester city centre tonight if anyone fancys a pint. I'll be the one fighting of the laydeez with a shitty stick

It was Phil's sexy napper.

Best. Gil Scott Heron at the Riverside. AC/DC at Whitley Ice rink. ( also, bizarrely, Sting at the Roman Coliseum in Nimes, although I think the setting and herbal assistance had a lot to do with that). Worst. UFO at the City Hall Genesis at Roundhay Park- don't ask, knob won over brain.

I blame Peytar Reeeeeid. If he hadnt taken them to the lofty heights of 7th, they wouldn't have all these delusions of non-shiteness.

Aye, sad news. The world needs more characters like him.

Mind, Wetherspoons .... Bleurch!