Monkeys Fist

Cheggers and Catmag? Spill.

I reckon this whole " House husband/taxi driver" schtick is a charade. You do the weather on Look North , don't you CT? NSFW

Trick of the light? ReFATion?

Just watching this now on BBC. Words fail me.

You love it , Pudding Hands! CT's oven has been out of action for 24hrs.

This is CT's usual stance whenever something is in the oven- hunkered down, hands at the ready, " hamster style", to shovel down the scoff. (Look closely and you'll see actual scratch marks on the glass door from when his patience ran out. )

Fuck me, check the reflection- and you call me Sausage Fingers! Please tell me you dropped something heavy on your hand

Sweet David! Bring out the Mohammed Shed!

Fucking hell! Bit melodramatic there mind Stevie!

I've got GIMP2 on my pc. Any tips on how I could do what Tooj asked above , keeping one item coloured, using this programme?

I'll wait 3 weeks and buy CT's kit off him

" Dressed like Michael J Fox in Teen Wolf "

I'm thinking of entering a photo competition, the theme is Festive/Celebrations. Any tips on blowing the opposition out of the water ?

Gang bang rules.

Well done Nurse Nutjob. You'll be able to buy a new suit

Try a 50/50 mix of bleach and ammonia CT. You'll not have to worry about it for a while afterwards.

I'm making chicken tikka saag right now. Smells luuursh.

Dory, you nincompoop !

Can anyone recommend the best cut of steak for a stir fry? Have used fillet before but a tad pricey. Are sirloin, rump or some other able to create a similar melt in your mouth experience?

Dappy from N'Dubz is hiding out in a caravan outside Swindon. ( not because of the Mayans mind, he's just spent all his wedge on daft hats.)

You had a cheeky one in Asda? Filthy bugger! I hope you left your dressing gown down.

She was only 2 years older than you man!