Monkeys Fist

Isn't CT a stay home Dad?

Are you for fucking real?

Still nowt official then?

£ 50m

Love the mini taxi for Tree Jnr btw

Has our esteemed and wise Chaircunt actually confirmed this yet?

Crucial phrase.

Any "link" involving Kinnear can go and fuck itself with a broken bottle tbh.

Didn't take you long, two posts?

The worry though is what state he leaves us in. Someone said , hopefully in jest, they'll realise they can get more money out of the club by building a hotel and flats on the Ground. This, now, is a real possibility.

Where d'you hear that?

Yes, he is ....... ...... shudders

Knew this would break your iron will

That's where I'm at now- it's so utterly fucking stupid you've just got to laugh. Still clinging on to the tiny hope it's all just JFK having a breakdown

I'm perilously close.

Pardew's reaction to this will confirm/deny his puppet status better than anything I can think of.

We should change our motto to " Raptus Regaliter per Cunnus Inritus Irritus" *Royally screwed by useless cunts.

"What we have up there is you can’t walk out in Newcastle without seeing somebody with a Newcastle shirt. It’s like about 200,000 penguins walking around the city, even the women! They go to work with black and white shirts on.” Our new Director of Football

Looking forward to the announcement of our new goalkeeping coach, Will-I-Am. The fucking cunts

Come back Lee Harvey Oswald.

Indeed. If we did decide that we wanted a DOF, what possible scenario exists where that useless cunt would be your preferred choice? Fuck me, this could well be the arsehole move that tips me firmly into Gemmill's camp.