Monkeys Fist

In the spirit of spaz equality ... .... You could spin her round like a cooking kebab

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Since she missed out on Sports Personality thingy ....... Blah blah blah

He'd forgotten about that.

Off out for work Christmas piss up.

Why give the nutters the extra option of guns though?

Her coffee.

I have chosen to express my agreement through the medium of Pat Benatar, (80s rock chick with a scarily wide face), With creativity like this, you lot might as well give up now. I've already won.

Call 01288 8055 Ask for Noel or Keith

http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/32324-the-day-the-promises-had-to-stop/#entry1033730 The " Book at Bedtime" thread.

Bloody hell. That's just up the road from me.

By the most bizarre, horrible coincidence, this happened this morning in China http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-20723910

Gunman , 24yr old Ryan Lanza, dead at the scene according to BBC.

I loved that. The redhead was rather alluring Not everyone's cup of tea, but fappedy fap.

Elementary is canny, Sickboy isn't a patch on Bendydick Cumsplash though.

Tidied.

He might lose one or two anyway if he's in feast mode.

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