Monkeys Fist

He was an Asda Elf last year.

You need cheering up you miserable fecker. Here .... Edit; oops

Here you go CT. Poor Yogi.

I can enjoy Christmas now.

Do you want to borrow my van, it's got a 800kg payload. Christmas Eve - visit pals, drinks and nibbles, kids bathed and bed, Santa duties then drinks and nipples. Christmas Day - Morning Mayhem, dinner with family and Grandma Fist, followed by general descent into slobbery. Boxing Day - Mother in law's for lunch, Grandma Fist's for tea, evening chill with wife , wine and movies. Finished graft at lunchtime, not back until 3rd Jan!

Cannot be unseen

Dare you! .... http://bigdickshalfwayinn.com/

Why pillows exist.

( yet to try the website listed)

"Titty Sprinkles"

Sorry to hear that mate.

Sneak peek inside the "secret forum" ....

Aye, well known for its harsh regime here like.

Went last year to Theatre Royal - top notch! We are going again this year, on the 28th. Jnr. will love it.

Noted.

It was just along from there, Kulars, where he nearly hit them. A reckoning is coming

FYP

That fucker (Ranger) nearly ran my lass and little boy over in Forest Hall last week. They were on the pavement. I fucking wish I'd been there.

Does now