Monkeys Fist

Hopefully at halftime.

Team Sausage on the road !

As long as it’s flying nowhere near Molineaux this is good news.

Didn’t see much from @AlbertSmith50 about this fight, mind. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/boxing/67248129 Are you a misogynist Albert, don’t you support the splitarses?

Ain’t nobody lookin’ at his smile!

I’m going to take a stab in the dark and say he was a rancid Tory before one of my fellow Road Knights failed to dispatch him.

Pack it up lads… we’ve been invayded. All 5 of us.

Finally-the penny(well) drops. It’s all Downhil from here… I sort of knew full well it would.

It’s going so well.

Pfft, bloke was a fucking amateur - didn’t even butter his suit. Just try catching me when I’m fully greased.

Some of the daft cunts at the end of this article getting annoyed at the drivers… Go North East drivers to strike indefinitely as pay deal fails https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-67237676 Go North West pays £15:+ ph. Go North East pays £12:+ ph and offered them £14:15. It’s not hard to see why they’re out, is it?

Have it!

Absolutely top notch article here. Somerset man in gimp suit guilty of harassing women https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-67238445 A selection of quotes from it; ”Hunt was arrested minutes after the second incident, and is said to have told police: "I am not a gimp - I do not own a gimp suit. I am not in a gimp suit." “He said that Hunt told him: "I am not dangerous, I am a normal person, I have got a few problems." A search found Hunt was not wearing a T-shirt or any underwear and inside his van was a collection of wet black clothing, women's tights, face masks and gloves.” Mint.

Are we ready for the least surprising bit of news? Boris Johnson: Former prime minister to host GB News show https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-67242822

Glad to hear you’re off The Dust.

“ Sandro, I’m ina da kitchen- come stuff my cannelloni mio amore!”

Erm…

Also, she’s an über-mackem, not just extra fingers but a whole extra arm.

Fyp

RIP Sweet Prince.

Not after the first two weeks- too weak.