Monkeys Fist

Cracking stuff Gene. You should write a book

Wanks/geeks ..... Whassadiffrence?

Why would I make any of it up ?

Welcome to Toontastic Steve

Superb!

You dirty stop out!

Whooaa!

Remember that time we played Arsenal, and the wife swapper came up to have his lass done by Phil ( I think his name was?) We beat them , and after the match the lad was clearly feeling a bit hard done to ( after all, the two things he cared about most had either just been, or were about to be, properly fucked by Geordies). He decided his best approach was to loudly slag off everything about Newcastle - club, city, people. Our response was disgustingly evil in its simplicity. We sent the daft twat to the Adelphi whilst we all took his lass of on a tour of the better bars of Newcastle before she dropped 'em for Phil (?). Happy days

http://youtu.be/vXp-EOH3go0 Boom! Shola.

Has she got a few spiders legs hanging out of it?

He sent his Hoover.

Her " Right to Buy" policy led directly to the emergence of the Underclass, and the proliferation of sink estates. In attempting to " fix" the country, she fucked it.

How CT imagines his house this Christmas. The reality

Give over man Have a Mai Tai and an HRT pill.

I won't be able to join you fine fellows, but I've told Leazes the where and when, so he's coming along for a friendly chat

Yeah, and that's why she's so universally loved.

Cointreau yes. Amaretto no.

Tidied.

He'd give her a Portugese breakfast

Spread the joy- go see your sister

Explains a lot

"May have" ..... Fish has a cold.

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