Monkeys Fist

"Another Fucks Bizz? Don't do if I mind "

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/the-sexiestp-female-athletes-of-2012?s=mobile Bit Yank-centric (pun intended), but can't argue with blart Ike this....

Yew and hooz armee?

What am I drinking? Everything. Fecking everything.

"Quote Location of story: Boulogne, France 1940 "He displayed courage and initative of the highest order during the German occupation of Boulogne. He entered the Citadel on the 23rd of May, when the enemy were in the town, and assisted another Signalman in operating and finally demolishing an isolated guns operations room. Finally he made his way through the enemy occupied town to the docks. Here he became isolated by enemy snipers, and only escaped by diving into the harbour. After a long swim across the harbour he clung to a jetty piling for some sixteen hours, until pulled aboard a destroyer (HMS Windsor) by a rope of rifle slings." On the reverse side of the medal are inscribed the words "Last Man Out" " Fucking Hell! What a lad!

Gejon , pissed as a Christmas rat Mind , I can't talk, I've gone French stylee today- started with several Bucks Fizz just before midday, onto my 4th bottle of red, (with a few port and brandys after lunch , as a digestif of course . ) Now getting the sexy eye from the bottle of Pussers Rum , " Come, drink me Fisty, you know I'm better than the rest!" Only the immense amount of food consumed is stopping my collapse into booze snooze.

Mine surfaced at 6am, which is when they normally get up anyway, so .... Result.

Merry Christmas Chaps and Ladies. I'm now installed in the kitchen, making lunch, Keith Floyd style. and John Cooper Clark on Radio6. Best gift so far, Mophie Juice pack Air for my iPhone - let the pornathon begin Best moment, my son squeaking with delight as he opened his Car Transporter ( With 3 Mercs on the back, Posh ...)

Is it New Years Eve where you are?

Gemmill's house?

Merry Christmas everyone , from Leazes.

Give it a minute

Sadie the Bra Lady has a garage full of my CVs Really enjoy my actual work too.

Trough Manor Happy Christmas everyone, just about to tackle the construction of a dolls house, two glasses of Laphroig to the good

Fannybatter ... Not in the dictionary, still a word. Dischronous is used by people who wear suits to work, so I'll take their usage of it as validation of its authenticity

My all time favourite YouTube clip ....

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=dischronous&hl=en&safe=off&client=safari&tbo=d&ei=vzLYUJHqLajQ0QWimYG4Ag&start=20&sa=N&biw=320&bih=417

Christmas starts properly for me today. Brother and family coming round for lunch today, then I'll be prepping for tomorrow's lunch, a film with the kids before we pack then off to bed, vibrating with excitement. NORAD Santa tracker checked at regular intervals today Happy Christmas Everyone!

It is a word. The opposite of synchronous. Out of time. Not in order. e.g. Christmas Fucking Merry. Used often in geology.

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Christmas spirit???