Monkeys Fist

That's a lovely whisky, I've got a half bottle left.

I got ... from my brother. He got ... from me

According to the Bible, he was offed by The Big Fairy for pulling out of his dead brothers widow and giving her a pearly belly. No wanking, unless he needed a hand for the money shot.

Trough Manor's most heavily used seat

So, you have a cordless landline , which you can't be arsed to pick up and put within reach of your sausage paws before you settle down for a slobathon? Five star laziness

Show us your belly

Aye, from your oven door Bloater Boy.

The fingers.

"Clear as chips." Cheesy ones?

Or, put another way, fuck off LBT , before you are fucked off.

I may need your help Catmag. Whilst playing Scrabble earlier today I accidentally swallowed several tiles .... As far as my ringpiece is concerned, my next shite could spell disaster.

Gerry Anderson, creator of Thunderbirds, Capt. Scarlett, Stingray etc has died today aged 83. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-20845407 http://youtu.be/bV8YbLvGrb Class

That's given me an idea.

Merry Fucking Christmas everyone! As far as arse potatos go, I prefer the Fingerling .... .... failing that, the German Butterball slips into second.

No

So, as well as swords as dwaaaarfs, there's titties and clout? Is Salma Hayek in it? If not, why not.

So, back on topic, was absolutely gutted they got the winner, but I take great heart from the overall performance. And if Owld Red Nose gets a touch line ban, even better

I have just got Game of Thrones season 1 box set. Opening it, and pressing play, is the most strenuous exercise I plan for the next week or so.

Want.

Why not? A hearty breakfast and off for rounds 2 & 3 at Mother in Law's and Ma Fist's. Might have a Guinness before I go to line the crucible.

http://youtu.be/PTQ-QycaBmQ Wahey!!

No mate, I'm in the cupboard .... ... With my equipment