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    11.25 pm. Half an hour and I'll call it a success
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    Fuck you very much.
  4. Monkeys Fist
    I resolve to post fewer boobs on here, and generally be more serious about shit.
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    Fittest I've ever been I was 230lbs. That's 16 stone 7 in English. BMI is a crock tbh.
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    According to BMI calculator , I'm 31.2 , so obese. I'm not though. Edit: 5'7" 199lbs 33' waist. 44' chest.
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    ?
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    Keeping it in the kitchen? Losing valuable pie space there, mind.
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    Oh yes.
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    Consider me scolded.
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    " Even frurm zis 'eight, I deed not see eet "
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    Fuck me, they look like failed Batman villains.
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    Low maintenance, filthy. Perfect
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    Wtff? Some French clip Yes, same bloke, No, not photoshopped. Humanity is fucked.
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    Bookmark this ... http://www.aquarist-classifieds.co.uk/php/all_Fish_Tanks.php
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    I'm incredibly smart and extremely pleasant , making me superior to all of you. You pack of cunts
  19. Monkeys Fist
    As opposed to the Big Bang?
  20. Monkeys Fist
    Bang Tideh!
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    Sorry, forgot people might be at work today. Edited
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    Depends which art you believe. Or
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    He's got form http://m.guardian.co.uk/uk/1999/oct/05/vivekchaudhary
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    Shame. This one cracked me up ...
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