Monkeys Fist

He'll be too busy inhaling her minge

"Outvoted" Admit it, you saw it had fried bread and all bets were off.

Which hair though?

Did you get tops?

Told you Gloomy!

Fighting them off with a shitty stick are you Ayatollah?

Aye Gloomy, there's not many would attempt Sweet and Sour Pork Lasagne whilst still needing Internet help to turn the hob on 胖豬吃垃圾 , as they say in Milan.

Boom! Deaderz!

Mrs. CT will be spitting tonight http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/31670

Bookmarked

I tip my hat to a fellow connoisseur

He's better with one leg than Ranger is with two!

Red Tube or Xhamster?

It's from The Silver Spoon, classic Italian recipe book. 1500 pages of Italian food, first thing he makes is a fecking curry

Mrs. Fist out, kids in bed, Wine, cheeses, pickles , kabanos'.

Hoy some pineapple and sultanas in and that's School Dinner Curry Next time you make it CT, try making your own curry powder, it's piss easy and makes a world of difference.

Not so much funny as wtf? Scarlett Johansen is Young Christopher Walken!

Yorkshire - sounds Yorkshire, looks Yorkshire , tastes Yorkshire. Is Yorkshire

Whole chicken cut into portions is always more tasty than a breast fillet.

Pub was the Yorkshire Man. Reeked of Yorkshire tbh. Yorkshire.

You dirty old voyeur CT!

And lose 2 lifting it off the shelf.