Monkeys Fist

Miss out on my weekly Milf spotting? Fuck off. (Mind, you go to Asda Boldon, so you're excused).

Aye, full of Yorkshiremen.

You're kidding me woman! The amount of plucking, tweezing, shaving, trimming and general depilatory nonsense you laydeez get up to in our bathrooms .... it's like a barbers floor!

Cunt.

Catmag is going to love this.

Acrossthepond- canny for a Canadian.

Is that the big white one on the corner, ropey old cockney landlady?

Some daft cunt covered in Borstal specials by the look of him. Has he got a Scaramanga going on there as well ?

Aye, thanks for that you sick Mofo!

Say what you see! Say what you seeee!

Could've been a lot worse. " Our Pube, ya tea's ready!"

I've never had a single dish in Paradiso that I wouldn't be happy to eat again and again. I need to go again soon.

As for the Iced Finger ....

Bugger!

Aye, me too. ( not that's its anything to hold your breath over gents )

For all our pisstaking , 10/10 to Chubby Tree for effort. Za Za!

Carbonara made with Chinese egg noodles

To you and Ayatollah - Pics or GTF!

And you believed him ..... http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2011/nov/16/asda-wagyu-beef-raising-steaks