Monkeys Fist

Happy Birthday to the Greatest. 71 today.

On my phone, can't see it. Damn!

Ah, I see. If it had been an actual Terminator I might have hunted them out. Don't think I'll bother. Game of Thrones season 1 is warming up nicely, the midget, ( who is by far the best character so far). More tonight. Edit; spoilered just in case anyone else hasn't seen it yet.

T1000? Eh? I was never an avid watcher after the first few series, did they replace him with a fucking Terminator ?

Did one of the main pair leave then come back ?

Somewhere , the truth is out there.

Love raclette. If your farts are anything like the stench the cheese gives off , I pity your workmates Chez

Stop whining. You voted the fuckers in.

(Runs ????)

I know this. Kenny's great grandad

Irish elephant ,not irrelevant ....

Norn Iron's current bother- sorted. Btw, the price ....

FYP

Aldiniti for me like.

Just asked the butcher in Tesco what the best cuts to use are for homemade burger meat. He recommended Neck and Neck.

An anagram of Hamburgers is Shergar Bum.

Tesco's Executive Chef, having re-read the burger recipe ....... "Scallions! With a fucking C!! "

Nicked.

Get out.

Tesco have started a new line of budget 70% beef burgers. Personally I reckon they're flogging a dead horse.

Why the long face?

There's a supporters club for North east Scotland called NESMAG. Their only online presence seems to be on Facebook. Might be worth a shout?

Did Fish's sister buy you that?