Monkeys Fist

Dunno mate, never heard of him.

For a horrible moment I thought you’d said Ronnie Pickering.

Can some famous fucker hurry up and die please?

He definitely had Pablo Escobar’s number.

“ What shall we take the boys to see this weekend Dear?” ” How about some old boilers in the nip?” ” Perfect!”

20p??? Do you want him to get his ears flicked on his own doorstep? Your gaff must reek of eggs on Nov. 1st.

Well, you know, there was ironing to be done…

I was thinking, “ Who the fuck would go and see the Nolans?”, then I thought “ Did they actually do concerts?” This website answers that. https://www.concertarchives.org/bands/the-nolans#concert-table 1981- 1 Concert 1995- 1 Concert 2009- 22 feckin’ Concerts 2013- 1 Concert. 25 concerts in their career.

Did a bit of star gazing last night and while looking at Orion’s Belt I thought, ” That’s a big waist of space”. Giddup ( that’s a three star joke, right there.)

Good to see him contributing to the Murder and Terrorism Fund. Every little bit helps.

I’m sure the Kunts will have a beautifully measured response to…that.

Is that Old Minge Pits herself, Nena, introducing Ballsachs in the bottom one?

‘Appen

So, this baby seal walks in to a club…

I was too busy fighting off slappers.

Not a problem for me see below. -Aged 15 at my Dad’s second wedding on the left. -Aged 30 at mine on the right. Yes, that’s a fucking bow tie on the left-I had no say in the matter.

So you’ve just got minging taste in shirts, then?

Are you not a fellow domehead like? Mind, if you’ve got a Weller cut, that explains the shirt …

I went for an interview at a Blacksmiths the other day. He said “ Have you ever shoed a horse?” I said, “ No, but I’ve punched a duck.” Didn’t get the job. I did get a puppy from him though. The second I got it home it made a bolt for the door.

Ten Highland Cattle in a field. Which one is from the Middle East? edit; Oops. It’s Coo Eight.

I still see lads, in their 50s, sporting Weller cuts with the daft bit in front of the ears. Get a fucking grip Grandads, it looked shit back then and it’s even worse now.

It’s where I keep them fresh.

Imagine having your online dad telling you off for missing your homework.