Monkeys Fist

My son likes yoghurt for breakfast. Twice now, he has come running over to Daddy to give me a goodbye cuddle, burying his yoghurty face in my crotch, as they do. Little twat

You can tell us now, she had a cock , didn't she/he?

Wherever, it's absolutely spot on Test 6: Going for a walk

Enjoy

You need some tissue massage. I'm on my way, with the tissues.

Weird- song came on the radio earlier that caught my attention , turned out it was by Mazzy Star. Edit: this was the track Time for a coincidence wank.

@Bafgomis #CTGrosSalaud Vous voulez une tranche de pain beurré avec qui ?

8 weeks? Ouch ( btw, who is the lass on your avatar?)

Top half or bottom half?

Thought I'd got away with that one

Wait until they all realise its CT's tent, not his house.

CT's arse generates so much methane he can produce his own electricity.

Imagine being camped next to CT, the low hum and "ping" every twenty minutes through the night as he warms another emergency pasty and buttered slice.

In that case, fill your boots.

I'm not 100% sure- but that's the point. No one is. Nowhere near enough is known about the effects , long and short term, for me to be ok with Tory cunts selling off the rights to do it under my house or anyone else's.

You think it's not?

Formations (again) When Thread Titles Relate To Each Other. Stop it!