Monkeys Fist

Cheesecake won tons?

Not with your wit though.

He does it on porpoise.

He's staying , good.

It starts with your regular winklepicker, then you fancy something a bit more pointed , next thing you know, you're schlepping round Shields in these, skewering innocent chavs to death.

Marsalavellous!

Made a Chicken Chana Saag the other night, so no curry tonight. Just found out I'm off tomorrow , so I'm getting a message ........ " I'm sensing its .... a .... What's that Sam? ... Chinese, it's a Chinese!"

The top one ! Oh my !

FYP

You'll notice Meenz, that she isn't frying the whole cheesecake. She's cutting it into cheesecake steaks, which means its ok to have 2 or 3 in one go.

Wonder how she got that?

Was their kitchen not honking?

Please tell me this is a pisstake sketch from some comedy show?

http://vimeo.com/m/57753560 Nice short about him and the Jazz Cafe. No mention of dodgy chilli bowls though. Nice to see Fish has popped back from the future too Edit: if anyone is having problems with the link, look up Crombie by Duncsn Davis on Vimeo.

Doesn't scan quite so well in Froglish "Nous pouvons avoir un wee wee Nous pouvons avoir une pisse sur le mur"

Moider!

I reckon CT's budgie has fallen victim to the 3 week attention span

It's Friday morning, so ropey dancing gorillas ...

*yes, I know it's a basketball.

Is that the Keira Knightly formation?

Her being ill or her going nuclear when she found out about Fabricio Snow, The Bastard?

That would imply refusal being an option