Monkeys Fist

The Lesbican offspring of Salma and Penelope.

Is that you asking me to one of your partys?

Don't you mean "glassed your bust"?

Fuck the beans - where's the shrooms? Eh?

Happy Jubblies mate!

Sound?

I didn't realise Darren Peacock was managing Lancaster City- he needs to cut his hair like ....... Wait..... wrong pic, sorry

I asked our Director of Football for you via Imgflip Meme Maker

These yanks would be getting swiftly pedalled if that was my job, dodgy bastards I'm 2 days in to my IRATA Level 3 course, it's knackering but great to learn advanced technique.

You will quiver and quake under the Human thunder of a Double Ameobi. Their mere presence together causes supernovae in neighbouring galaxies.

I've a mate from Portrush who is a Dirty Leeds fan and, surprisingly, fond of an ale or several. I predict a bad heed after the next tie.

Given the paucity and fragility of our first team , it's hardly a piss take. Take it up with our Director of F****all.

Bring on the mackems

You still here?

Don't be fucking with an Ameobi, daft lad!

Sholinator! Relax.

Mick Lowes has just described Bigi's running style as " Ant Hill Mob"

Morecambe- they're grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!

Enter the Sholinator.

Look really closely and you'll notice she's actually playing a guitar.

He hates being called Tone, don't you Tony ?