Monkeys Fist

Bollocks

Woodgate and Dyer are fine though, eh

I'm off to crack a cold one open, right now.

Having studied both team's form and style closely, my considered opinion is that we will tear these sheep shagging leek munchers a new one. 2-3

I'd have this as the model for any Harvey statue. Can't remember who funded the SBR statue, I think it was the Fatman though. Wonder if he'd go halfers on one for Joe, if the fans could raise the other half for it? If even half the match day fans put a quid in we'd not be far off raising enough I reckon.

The sad thing is,if we did put up a statue of Harvey, I reckon there'd be a significant proportion of fans who wouldn't have a clue who he was.

Sorry, I left it under the pillow.

Keep 'em keen and that , woman!

FYP

Make your mind up Guts McGonagal. Which is it? And you've never seen Last of the Mohicans, In The Name of the Father or Gangs of New York? Get them watched Tubby!

Breakfast?

Keep out of it chum, this is business.

It's really easy tbh. Cook off the chicken breasts in a sauté pan, lift it out and gently fry off diced onion and garlic. Add the mushroom for a few minutes, then add a decent whack of white wine. Put the chicken back in, reduce it, add some stock, reduce it again, lift out the chicken, stir in a handful of tarragon , then add a bit of cream. The mash, I boiled the celeriac with potato ( about 1:2 ratio) , mashed with some butter and a drop of cream. Proper winter comfort scran.

Feeling a bit delicate still Petal?

Chicken with chestnut shrooms, and tarragon white wine cream sauce, with celeriac mash and peas. Gorgacious.

Black, you mean?

My glass table.

Forest Hall Betfreds have their blinds down, and are closing tomorrow in mourning.

This is how pleased I am He'll end up smoking cocks for Crack. Edit; fucking autocomplete

Just watched some cbeebies programme with the nipper, which had this filth bucket in it.

Yes. It Is 4 NOW!

Hard to argue with HMHM's choices, but since we've already got one for Jackie, I'd hoy one up for Supermac, based on this .....

10:30 tea break, lads hoping for a bacon butty ..... " Quinoa and fennel salad anyone? It's to die for!"