Monkeys Fist

I'd never heard of them until a couple of days ago - I've only just realised they are Munchers of the Wurst und Kraut. What I've heard seems quality

If you keep practising, you'll be able to ride it without stabilisers soon

Piss and Wind Ours is the Furby

House Lardarian.

What other reason could there be ?

With accompanying photo- " I am not Paul Winnit " ?

I love how all these sitters assume my arse to be dirtier than finger blasting your granny. In normal conditions, I'm a three-wipes-and-clean chap. I could also explain how easy and natural it is to raise your arse from the filthy germ-laden bog seat without buttering the cheeks, but is there any point?

It's not just my conscience that's clean.

....... As he's wearing a nappy

Hope you were wearing wellies.

Been off them a month now. Feel much more energetic.

A sitter walks into one if these whilst on holiday ..... " Maaaaaam! Finished .....Heeeeeelp!"

I notice this kind of shit .....

Is a bi fold a posh name for a mangina?

Given the abuse it went through the night before, a wash is small beer.

Redeemed.

That place is quite disturbing. Bit like one of those shouty evangelist loons you get in city centres, except in his case, it's a deserted city.

It was

...... See what you mean like ........