Monkeys Fist

What an utter fucking shambles the FA have made of this. I'm not in the least bit surprised.

In other news ..... All our computers will explode on NYE 1999! Btw, I'm merging this with General Random Conversation thread, as that's precisely what it is.

You're in your late forties and you've never made roast lamb. Fuck Me Gently

Hope so- she was a babe.

Your pint is a puff.

Yours??? Know your place minion.

Do I amuse you ?

Aye, feels like someone's nipped it with pliers or something. It's more annoying than the knee tbh. Cheers for the info.

Do you Rohypnol Boys clip something to our lips when we're out? I ask because since coming round the left side of my bottom lip is swollen and all the veins in it are super sensitive.

Not the Minge Dynasty?

My mate Johnny Five Fingers used to skin dogs just by looking at them. He's a changed man since he went blind though.

The good old days.

My dad was so hard he used to hammer in nails with his bell end.

Superessentialem Rectus Magnus

Must try harder Chubs .... must try harder.

Come on then, why?

It has to be said Stevie, you've got a simply fucking massive head. Does your car go up on two wheels when you turn left?

Neither him nor Pope Derek have had lady sex.

Nicking that.

Since Argentina refuses to use the correct name of the Falkland Islands, I'm going to call this one Pope Derek. Fuck you Argentina!

- Zappa on the Crapper! Pope Francis I of Argentina is the new guy btw. Benedict was 78 when he got Poped, resigned as he was too old to carry on. New guy is 76-way to learn from past mistakes Catholic Church.

Fag break

Do tell