Monkeys Fist

You don't already? Keep up young'un.

How much did they have to pay the little cock for that ?

I like to catch them and release them in the Mrs' face.

I'm stuck in a kids soft play birthday party until 6:30. I've ran out of polite banter already and have just decided to be ignorant. Kids are like farts - you think your own are top quality but other people's are horrible.

Clean your teeth more often you minging bastard. Bet you've got breath like a dead tramp's arse

For £ 25k?

Nah, metal......

Kernt.

Some kernt on here will though.

This should explain things

RIP I remember reading The Rats as a young 'un and being a bit spooked. Can't say I read any more of his, but he sold a shit ton of books.

Keep us all updated please, I hang on his every utterance.

ask HHMan

Then ,with greatest respect, if he's being cremated I'd say he's probably died. Ring the crematorium and ask what time his service is

'paused' on your screenshot- is that white spot the jizz target?

How Man!Hey Man! No need to get snarky!

do/did you know him?

Married to Rebecca Loos last I heard