Monkeys Fist

Given the choice of lobbying for more Duck Pizza outlets for his obese constituents , or driving Thunderbird 4 and sneaking a knee trembler with Lady Penelope, can you blame him? http://m.shieldsgazette.com/news/local-news/brains-answers-call-of-international-rescue-1-5532890

Game of Tits season 3 starts on Monday. Dragons and a Zombie Army seem the order of the day. Nice.

I think I showed remarkable restraint not to scream ..... " FUCKING SULTANAS??? ARE YOU STILL AT SCHOOL MAN???" ...... as that would've been cruel.

Bet you he's fucked his stump.

Don't tell me- the fuckers refused to make you a Peking duck pizza?

I worry about you sometimes.

So Ant, what's your daily record?

Boris gets it up the arse ........ http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-21916721

It can only be weeks old at best. Fast developers these half-Argentine kids

CT is a human Sarlacc

You know, just because you have an amount if ingredients, doesn't mean you must cram them all in to your dishes.

You'd never be off it! " You may have a Michelin star, but no cheeseburgers, really????"

That's getting made this week

True

Should we hoof this fucking goon into the void?

Fuck off man.

Dry as a nun's Cath Watched The Good Shepherd again tonight. Good movie but, fuck me, it's depressing.