Monkeys Fist

Goes down best after a Bucking Bronco.

Get busy… http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B0083QL17E

How? Filthy bugger …

I'm sure the pics will turn out fine

For the benefit of Cath http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spiderman

I've got one of each Basically, I'm fecked.

The trick to being a dirty bastard is knowing when and where you can be one. Telling the mother of a 4yr old laddy he'll be a filthmeister might not be that moment

It's the seX-ray gun-handy bit of kit.

Catmag's now busy wiring up her chair

I've got it on the Kindle. No more sticky pages

Stop. Stop now.

Count me in. £3.76 and Razzle Readers Wives vol.6.

Fuck off man, this isn't Facebook.

Is your keyboard fucked CT, or have you had a stroke?

An Australian walked into a bar and the barman said "Wallaby?" Thangew, I thangew, I'm here all week.

*bites tongue

Aye, but you have to turn your telly upside down.

The French cuisine is the end product of centuries of twice yearly invasion (minimum) by various different cultures, each one adding a little to the pot. Since we are not a nation of Thrush Eating Running Away specialists, we haven't bent over for Johnny Foreigner in quite a while, hence the reputation for bad cuisine.

The only creatures on the planet with a worse diet than you .. ... And they're imaginary.

The Brummie accent is a hate crime.