Monkeys Fist

RIP, the terrible cunt. http://m.guardian.co.uk/film/2013/mar/29/richard-griffiths-harry-potter-dies (The classic line is at 3:52)

'Shopped your post

Do this.

Your phone's fucked then.

These pictures better be fucking incredible after all this.

Aye. (Press the top button and bottom button at the same time. It'll make a camera sound )

Failing that, take a screenshot.

Just keep your finger on it. A pop up menu should appear, one of the options being " open in new page"

You on an iPhone? Open the picture in a new window. Copy the url Paste it between image tags Easy Don't forget to breathe whilst doing it, or you might die

I feel bad now for mocking the afflicted

Philistines! Looks fine to me

Roomba and Gemmill. Bionic bloke gets a robot to Hoover his garage. It ends up teaching him how to be a better man and stand-up wipe.

http://www.highandmighty.co.uk/shop/page?pageId=5692&cm_sp=HAM_FF_AW11-_-Store_Locator-_-Newcastle ???

You're only two years older than me man!

There's only one team he could really ask to play too …

Manscape

Against you he is

I sincerely hope you are joking. Did she request the " Last Turkey in the Shop" look?

What have you done to her, you monster??

You took way too long to post this. Mellowing with age?